TURBO SAM: Who wants to know?
TERMOIL: I do!
TURBO SAM: My name is Turbo Power Blaster Sam, not Jimmy Ray...what? Are you stupid or whatever?
TERMOIL: Stupid??? Look who is called Sam....Anyways we like know this guy....
TURBO SAM: Don't dis my bizatchin' label! MORON! Yeah, well this guy we know likes this girl and this same girl likes the guy also.
TERMOIL: Yeah and the guy sucks or must be a pup or something.....cause he won't ask her out! Well this page was like setup about three hours ago and we are still on the frickin' server trying to get in!! Anyways come in and view what we have now but many more will be coming soon...guaranteed!! Click on the squid if you haven't already! Like Turbo says....
The squid is my friend, he loves me and cuddles me and puts me to sleep.